Tom: G D G Bm A What's up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. D G Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, Bm A for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say: D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D G Hi, I'm a baboon Bm A I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge D G Hey, I'm a zebra Bm No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool A Am I white or black? D G I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!) Bm How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!) A You drink milk from my tits (Moo) D I'm a fat, fucking pig D I'm a common fungus G I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole ] Bm A I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up A And I'm Kanye West D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D G We love the Earth, it is our planet Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D We love the Earth D Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di G We are the vultures, feed on the dead Bm We're just some rhinos, horny as heck A I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck? D Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo G I hop all day, up and down with you Bm I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk A What the fuck? I'm a clam! A I'm a wolf. Howl! D I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut G And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh Bm But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah) A Giddee-up, let's ride D G Bm I'm HPV, don't let me in A I'm a koala and I sleep all the time D So what? It's cute G We love you, India Bm We love you, Africa A We love the Chinese D We forgive you, Germany D G Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet) Bm A We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home) D G We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet) Bm A We love the Earth, it is our home D We love the Earth D G I'm a man (Hello?) Bm Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?) A I've trudged the Earth for so damn long D And still don't know shit (What's going on?) G I hope it's not a simulation (Huh) Bm Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro A And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful D And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish D But these days, it's like we don't know how to act G All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves Bm A Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey) D Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell G Fellas, don't you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy) Bm And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh) A So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for? D G Bm A Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth) D G Bm Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth A I love this planet D Hey, Russia, we're cool G Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon Bm Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara A Let's come together and live D G Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum Bm u-u-ulineun jiguleul salanghaeyo A Amamos la tierra A wǒmen ài dìqiú D (We love you, we love you) G C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same Bm But we're living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you) A Have you ever been to Earth? Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana D (We love you, we love you) We're not making music for aliens here G Are we gonna die? Bm You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you) I'm not going to lie to you A I mean, there's so many people out here who don't believe Global Warming's a real thing. You know? D We gotta save this planet. We're being stupid G Unless we get our shit together now