Tom: D E|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------| D|--7------5------7-------5----------| A|--7-x4---5-x4---7-x2| ---5-x2-------| E|--5------3------5-------3----------| [Chorus] E|--5---3---5---7-----------| B|--5---3---7---7-----------| G|--6---4---7---7-----------| D|--7---5---7---9-----------| X2 A|--7---5---5---9-----------| E|--5---3---x---7-----------| [Verse] The verse plays the same chords as the chorus but there's an offbeat, and I leave out the low E string in the strum. [Alternate verse] "He stole alien technology, and built a time machine..." E|------------------------------| B|------------------------------| G|-----------------7------------| D|--7---5--7---7---7----9--7----| A|--7---5--7---7---5----9--7----| E|--5---3--5---5--------7--5----| "Went back in time to 100 million B.C." E|------------------------------| B|------------------------------| G|-----------------7-------9----| D|--7---5--7---7---7----9--9----| A|--7---5--7---7---5----9--7----| E|--5---3--5---5--------7-------| [Bridge] The beginning of the bridge starts off the same as the intro, but played twice. Then: E|---------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------7-9--*--10-9-7------------------| G|----------7-9---9-----------------9-7-6------------| D|--7--7-9---------------------------------9-7-6-----| A|---10----------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------| [Alternative verse ending] Play the first two chords in the verse, but then stop strumming and mute your strings at the end of this line: "The cops tried to stop him, before he could explode" Then pause, "Look out he's got a nose!" E|--------------------------| B|--------------------------| G|---7---6---9--------------| D|---7---6---9--------------| A|---5---4---7--------------| E|--------------------------|