Lars has a clever plan
It involves insurance scam
A friend wants a dozer gone
But instead a deal is done
Driven by a strong desire
They go to Greenland for a buyer
But is the trip all in vain?
The fucking dock has no crane!
Will it hold the heavy dozer load?
The dozer refuses to start
The workers all laugh at them
A minor setback in the plan
Damn it!
Soon Tom shows his skill
No precious time he spills
The engine roars like a dog
The bay is covered in diesel fog
Tom shows them how it's done
Stops the laughter, he has won
The dozer is now on dry land
Driven by a master's hand
Will it hold the heavy dozer load?
Yes, it held the heavy dozer load
Yes, indeed it did
