Why are there so many letters in this email Some of the words I don't even know how to pronounce I think it is harsh and quite unfair I was walking down the street one night When I saw you laughing with your friends You went into a club Where you can get lots of alcohol I followed and I placed myself close To maybe hear what you like To talk about and maybe find out Which one is your favourite drink Maybe I will have one myself Bravely I rang you up to let you know I like your hairdo And it makes you look quite hunky too You just hung up on me like I was some Crazy girl Yesterday I got this really unpleasant email saying I should stop bothering you or else You might decide to talk to the police No more phone calls no more letters No more spying no more stalking No more phone calls no more creepy stalking Now I see vividly before me a whole new career Wearing gloves trenchcoat and a hat Getting nearer to my victims using all my stalking skills I will be the new Clouseau James and the rest Would retire if they knew All the things that I would do Adding bits and pieces and Collecting little clues Solve the mystery and the riddle This is what I'd do