Tom: G
A E A
I am really special cuz there’s only one of me.
E A
Look at my smile I’m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.
F#m E
When I’m sad and lonely, I like to sing this song.
F#m E
It cheers me up and tells me that I won’t be sad for long oh-oh-oh
A E A
I’m so happy, I can barely breathe.
E A
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitttens’ baby teeth.
F#m E
Watch out all you mothers, I’m happy it’s hardcore,
F#m E
Happy as a coupon for a $20 bore ho-ho-ho-ho.
A E A
I’m so happy, sugar-coated me.
E A
Happy good, anger bad, that’s my philosophy.
A E A E (alternating)
*I can’t do this man I’m not happy*
C G C
I am really special cuz there’s only one of me.
G C
Look at my smile I’m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.
Am G
These are my love handles, and this is my spout.
Am G
And if you tip me over then momma say knock you out.
C G C
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave.
G C
Welcome to my happy world, now get your stuff and leave.
D A D
I am happy. I am good. I’m…
