Tom: Em E|----------------------------------------------------------------| [VERSE 1] C [D:] I cant believe Im stuck with her all summer Am D G I'll bet she doesn't wrestle, hunt or box Eb [O:] He looks conceited [D:] What a total bummer F Bb [O+D:] If I get lucky I'll get chicken pox C [D:] So happy you could come F Bb [O:] So happy to be here Eb Am7 D7 [D+O:] How I'd like to run D [O:] This is not my idea [D:] This isnt my idea G [D+O:] Of fun [VERSE 2] C [U:] The children seem to get along quite nicely D G [W:] We'll join our lands if this arrangement clicks Eb [U:] My dear King William, that's my point precisely Cm F [W:] It's such good parenting Bb [U:] And politics F So happy we agree Bb Eb [W:] I think we've got a deal Cm D7 [U:] Derek's quite a catch D [W:] This is my idea [U:] This is my idea G [W+U:] Of a match [U:] And such fun! [INSTRUMENTAL] Em7 A7 D C Gb7 B Em7 A7 D C D G [BRIDGE 1] Eb Bb [W:] Good heavens, child, don't dawdle Cm F Bb We can't keep Derek waiting [O:] I haven't packed or washed my hair F And father I get seasick Ab Eb [U:] She soon will be arriving Fm Bb Eb Is that respect you're showing? Ab [D:] You make me kiss her hand again Bb Eb I swear I'm gonna be sick G [W:] One day Prince Derek will be her intended C [U:] Splendid! [VERSE 3] [D:] We've tried all summer but we just can't lose her [O:] Hey fellas, wait up! G [B:] Quick, put on some speed Eb [D:] When picking teams [B:] Or friends [D:] I'd never choose her Cm F Bb [B:] You'd think she'd take a hint or learn to read C [O:] This really isn't fair F [D+B:] We really couldn't care Eb Cm Am7 D7 [O:] Boys, it's all or none D This is not my idea [D+B:] This isn't my idea G D7 [D+O+B:] Of fun [CHORUS 1] Em7 A7 [E:] Long before they met D G Abm Eb Derek and Odette Abm Db Were destined to be wedded Gb Gbm F Eb However any-one could see Ab Db The only point on which they didn't disagree Gm C Was that the very thought of summertime F Bb Bb7 G7 Was dreaded [VERSE 4] C [D:] She tries to talk me into playing dress-up D G She's always flirting with the castle guards Eb [B:] I think you really sorta like her, 'fess up Cm F Bb [D:] I'd like her better if she'd lose at cards G Cm Four sevens and a ten F Bb [O:] I think I've won again Eb Cm D7 [D+B:] Every time she's won D [O:] This is my idea [D:] This isn't my idea G [D+O:] Of fun Em D C G [CHORUS 2] Eb Bb [E:] We need a royal wedding Cm F Bb I'd love to be invited F At least we'd get a holiday to rest our ploughs and axes Ab Eb Someday these two will marry Bb Eb Two lands will be united F Eb And with some luck their marriage may result in lower taxes [BRIDGE 2] G [W:] What if Odette doesn't go for the merger? D Em [U:] Urge her! A7 [D+O:] For as long as I remember D G We've been told we'd someday wed Abm Db Every June until September Gbm B [D:] All their pushing and annoying hints Em A7 [O:] I've got bruises with their fingerprints Ab Db [D:] I can do much better I am sure Bbm7 Eb [O:] He's so immature [VERSE 5] D G [O:] I see him smiling and my knees start buckling Em A D I see inside him and my doubts are gone Bb [D:] She started out as such an ugly duckling Gm C F And somehow suddenly became a swan Gm C [O:] So happy to be here F Bb [D:] 'Til now I never knew Cm D [D+O:] It is you I've been dreaming of Cm F [D:] This is my idea Bb Eb [O:] This is my idea G [C:] What a good idea, such a charming and romantic notion Bb This is my idea (This is my idea) Such a good idea (Such a good idea) D G What a good idea, such a powerful and magic potion Cm F Bb Eb D This is exactly my idea D7 G Of love [INSTRUMENTAL] Em A D Bb Gm C F [FINALE] Cm [O:] This is my idea F Bb [D:] This is my idea [D+O:] This is my idea F Bb Of love