Tom: A D A D A [Verse 1] A F# In my dreams we met that bad actress from her bad show B She liked your porn films A She didn't like me [Instrumental] D A D A [Verse 2] A F# In my dreams there were two Greek men fighting in a pharmacy B They didn't realize A They were in hurricane town [Instrumental] D A D A [Chorus] E D And in my dreams F# B They never understand me Bm But when I tell you F#m E You get it right away [Instrumental] E D B A F# E [Chorus] E D In my dreams F# B There's always a fire Bm But knowing me F#m E I've locked myself in [Instrumental] E D B A F# E D A D A [Verse 3] A F# In my dreams there were Pokemon beating me up B I punched Pidgeotto A right in the face [Instrumental] D A D A [Verse 4] A F# In my dreams, then we met a man named Tony at the airport B And he told me A He had sex with Queen Victoria [Instrumental] D A D A [Chorus] E D And in my dreams F# B They never understand me Bm But when I tell you F#m E You get it right away [Instrumental] E D B A F# E [Chorus] E D In my dreams F# B There's always a fire Bm But knowing me F#m E I've locked myself in [Outro] E D B A F# E D A D A