in 1971 i did something i should not have done it made my mother and father worry i ate three toothpicks, a goldfish and a child's candle making kit that belonged to my sister ooh-oh-oh and soil for eating is a craving for pregnant woman and young children and clay for eating is a medicine in africa ooh-oh-oh haven't you ever wondered what rust may taste like? well, i know and it's alright why don't you try it? the doctor's don't matter 'cause i know you'll be fine ooh-oh-oh