Tom: Bm E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------7---------------| D|--7-------------------------------------------------7---------------| A|--7-------------------------------------------------5---------------| E|--5-----------------------------------------------------------------| dont call me rich, dont call me george,just call me cheez thats who i am! dont call me rich, dont call me george,just call me cheez thats who i am! E|------------------------------------|----------------------------------| B|------------------------------------|----------------------------------| G|--------------------------7-7-7-7---|--------------------------7-7-7-7-| D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7---|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-| A|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5---|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| E|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-----------|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------| dont call me rich, dont call me george,just call me cheez thats who i am! not rich! not george! just cheez! Verse. ska upstrokes. E|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5---5-| B|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-7-x-5h7-7-| G|--x-6-x-6-x-6-x-6-x-7-x-5h7-7-| repeat x3 D|--x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-5h7-7-| then... A|------------------------------| E|------------------------------| E|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5---5-5---| B|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-7---7-7---| G|--x-6-x-6-x-6-x-6-x-7---7-7---| D|--x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7---7-7---| A|------------------------------| E|------------------------------| repeat both of those twice. Chorus. E|----------------------------------|----------------------------------| B|----------------------------------|----------------------------------| G|--------------------------7-7-7-7-|--------------------------7-7-7-7-| D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-| A|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| E|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------| E|----------------------------------|----------------------------------| B|----------------------------------|----------------------------------| G|--------------------------7-7-7-7-|--------------------------7-7-7-7-| D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-| A|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| E|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2---------|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------| then do another verse and another chorus. and end on a big A5. that's about it. the ending: "ay ya ya ya cinco de mustache the kids that are hip they grow hair on their lip they don't have their razors and don't give a shit they grow and grow and grow so let your mustache show oh yeah"