Like a kitten with claws I wear very big bras And I think that your kinda cute If you're getting robbed tell 'em don't shoot Here's my number you can call me later Maybe we can go out and talk about alligators? I've got the funk, cos I'm pretty funky I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky? I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo. Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real and that's my deal I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot You can hate me on the internet, by telephone or to my face But I know you just want a taste of my deep dish, You'll be passing on that thin crusted momma I'm gonna sing like Left Eye, and I'm goin' be brave like Selena I've got the funk, cos I'm pretty funky I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky? I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo. Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food. I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real and that's my deal I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot When I'm watching animal planet, it really makes me want to get a tiger cup We could name it roar, take it to the movies, baby you and me, you'll be touchin on my boobys. Don't be mean. Don't be a cheater Or I'll crush you in a beat and put you in my hacky sack I'll bring the funk, cos I'm pretty funky I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky? I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo. Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real and that's my deal I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot Like fire hot