Tom: Em G 355433 Em 022000 D x00232 / x57775 Cmaj7 x35453 B7 x24242 Bb7 x13131 Am x02210 Bm x24432 F 133211 / x87565 E 022100 Eb x65343 C x32010 [Intro] G Em D Cmaj7 (2x) G Em Nevermind the typos I don't really care D Cmaj7 Any way you spell it reads atrocity, I fear G Em Ill-fitting illusions you demand to wear D Cmaj7 Now if you'll excuse me, I've gone deaf in one ear Cmaj7 B7 B7 Bb7 Deaf in one ear, deaf in one ear, deaf in one ear Am Bm Couldn't even tell that I tried to F E Someone was building a house in my home Am Bm G Eb F Everybody knows that I tried to G Em Nevermind the typos I quit reading when D Cmaj7 Writer started rifting with a poisonous pen G Em Up there in the attic, cooking up a storm D Cmaj7 Hating on your loved ones just to keep yourself warm Cmaj7 B7 B7 Bb7 Keep yourself warm, keep yourself warm, keep yourself warm Am Bm Couldn't even tell that I tried to F E People were pacing the length of my room Am Bm Everybody knows what you tried to C Em Cough up your heart Am G Swallow some imaginary pride C Em Shut up, restart Am G Eb F Without those oxymoronic lies G Em D Cmaj7 G Em Nevermind the typos, bottom line's quite clear D Cmaj7 Martyr on a mission and the motive's insincere G Em The spell-check in your hard drive is just making matter worse D You throw potions to the wind Cmaj7 B7 Bb7 Don't care who you curse, care who you curse Am Bm Couldn't even tell that I tried to F E Someone was tearing the heads off my dolls Am Bm Everybody knows, won't you try to C Em Cough up your heart Am G Swallow some imaginary pride C Em Shut up, restart Am G Eb Without those oxymoronic lies