Tom: C
C G B
From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed
F G
to this place
C G B F
To study the behavior patterns of the human
G
race
And I find them highly illogical
C F C F
C F C F
Girl meets boy they fall in love
C F C F
She says he's everything she's dreamed of
C G
But when they get married before he's aware
B F
She changes his habits the way he combs his hair
G C
She changes him to someone he's never been
B F G
And then complains he's not like other men
C F C F
Now really I find this most illogical
C F C F
Take the case of your automobiles
C F C
Greatest invention since man discovered
F
wheels
C G
Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor
B F
Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors
G C
Double barreled carborators rush you anyplace
B F G
But you never can find a parking space
C F C F
Highly illogical
C F C F
Take the case of modern man
C F C F
He works all his life gives it all he can
C G
Saves all his money works overtime
B F
Pinches every penny banks every dime
G C
All he can think about is money but you know
B
That he can't take it with him where he's
F G
going to go
C F C F
Now I find that fascinatingly illogical
C G B
Now is the time to journey home to tell of
F G
what I've learned
C G B F
My people I believe have every right to be
G
concerned
C F C
For in spite of computers and advanced
F
psychology
B F
Behavior patterns are still a mystery
C G
I predict the future of this earthly human race
B F
Is that having made a mess of Earth They'll
G
move to outer space
C F C F
Well there goes the neighborhood
C F C F C F C F
Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably,
C F C F G
highly illogical
