Two By Four

Tom: A

E7   E7   A   A

[Verse 1]
                              E7
I took you riding in my motor car
                                   A
You promised me we wouldn’t go too far
                                E7
I tried to show you how a lover feels
                                     A
But I wound up with blisters on both heels

[Chorus]
A
Two by four
                          E7
You’re just a two-by-four lover
                                    A
You didn’t mean a thing you said at all
A             A7
Do I detect a tear?
     D
I've cried a river, dear.
  E7                                    A
I might as well just lay right down and ball.
A
Have yourself a ball

[Solo]
E7   E7   A   A

[Verse 2]
                                        E7
I hired a preacher and bought a wedding ring
                                   A
You promised me you’d give me everything
                               E7
I got as mixed up as a kid can be
                               A
You married someone instead of me


[Chorus]
A
Oh, Two by four
                          E7
You’re just a two-by-four lover
                                    A
You didn’t mean a thing you said at all
A             A7
Do I detect a tear?
     D
I've cried a river, dear.
  E7                                    A
I might as well just lay right down and ball.
A
Have yourself a ball