Tom: G G Who'd-a guessed that Aqua Net Could start a fire with a single cigarette C No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned Just sick and tired of wondering if he was coming home G So she drove around, she found his car They heard the boom from in the bar C He called the cops, she called his bluff They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs [Chorus] G Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends C G Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end D C Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this G D G Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men [Verse 2] G He told his friends she was depressed Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS C Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim N.C. He don't know why they always seem to pick him [Chorus] G Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends C G Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end D C Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this G D G Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men [Bridge] D Some take a pistol, some take an axe And boy, if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match G It might be the teacher just down the street The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet C No, you won't see it when you meet 'em So be careful how you treat 'em N.C. She might look just like me [Chorus] G Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends C G Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end D C Oh yea, God forgive us, even though some were born like this G D God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy G D G Crazy women are made by crazy men