I'm going to tell you a story About a boy and a girl Taking shots at a party She didn't want nothing too serious He said: I never felt this way about anyone ever, period So she settled down to be with him Started blowing off her friends, living in a hotel But then he started going cold, drinking bottom shelf And then she caught him in the lobby kissing somebody else What the hell? You said you loved me Said I'm the one you couldn't live without It's just a weird thing to lie about It's just a, it's just a You said you want me (oh-oh-oh) And now it's hard to wrap my head around (oh-oh-oh) It's just a weird thing to lie about (oh-oh-oh) It's just a— (it's just a—), it's just a— (it's just a—) I settled down for ya Quit goin' out for ya I faked all those stupid sexy bedroom sounds for ya, ah, ah Laughed for ya I cut him out for ya But I'll be callin' him tonight, boy, that's right, that's right, that's right You said you loved me Said I'm the one you couldn't live without It's just a weird thing to lie about It's just a, it's just a You said you want me (oh-oh-oh) And now it's hard to wrap my head around (oh-oh-oh) It's just a weird thing to lie about (oh-oh-oh) It's just a— (it's just a—), it's just a— (it's just a—) Weird! Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da I thought you were cool Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da Now I feel like a fool (feel like a, feel like a, feel like a fool) Weird! Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da I thought you were cool Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da Now I feel like a fool Weird!