It's great to be me, It's awesome to be the mayor Ho, ho, ho. No more sports! You can see why Oh my! It's fun to be the mayor I make new rules and they obey, They must do whatever I say I'm the leader, there's nothing sweeter, I'm the boss, and I love to boss them all around I took a new name, That's how I became the mayor Oh, ho, ho. I'm the mayor A little disguise Surprise! And now I'm the mayor I pick apples and stomp them flat, I throw away their balls and bats They must eat sweet, sticky treats 'Till there tummies ache and I make them start all over again It's great to be me, It's awesome to be the mayor Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho I'm sure you'd agree, Indubitably, it's fun to be the mayor