Make way
For her royal highness is about to arrive
Ha, ha, ha
Pinterest, BuzzFeed, blogs, y'all better take a seat
'Cause DIY YouTubers, yeah, you know we bring the heat
It's old? You've seen it? It's unoriginal?
Your DIYs are weak, they're oh, so pitiful
Nah, just kidding, I'm not a web troll
It's not my intention and it's not my final goal
Just tryna glue some ish together, make it real cute
Cause these stores be real expensive, 'bout to file a lawsuit
For real, for why is that shirt so damn expensive
And that string hangin' on a stick is really just offensive
Stores be lookin' dumb when they say you need to buy
'Cause they don't know 'bout that life of LaurDIY
Take a seat, grab a pen, and better take notes
I rep for team craft and we gettin' all the votes
You might learn a thing or two about being creative
'Cause my DIYs so hot and truly innovative
She's the DIY Queen, yeah, you know what's up
All you pretty little princesses, throw that glitter up
D-D-D-I-Y Queen, show me what you got
'Cause we don't need no money when we make this stuff
If you see 'em with that name brand that played out ish
They'll be jealous when they see you, so blow 'em a kiss
They be jelly with your paint, scissors, tape and glitter
LOL, when they resort to throwing shade on Twitter
Now let's take a hot minute to show appreciation
You're gonna learn some basics, 'bout to lay you a foundation
It starts with an idea, little spark inside your head
Let it flow within your body, feel it grow, let it spread
DIYs are often possible, methodical but probable
I'm dodgin' all these obstacles, I'm basically unstoppable
You 'bout to walk the halls, with people askin' how?
You made that, it's yours? Go ahead and take a bow
Welcome to my world, now pass me my crown
Gonna take my rightful throne, not about to back down
I'm the DIY Queen, that's that royal elite
My pretty little kingdom, out here runnin' the streets
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She's the DIY Queen, yeah, you know what's up
All you pretty little princesses, throw that glitter up
D-D-D-I-Y Queen, show me what you got
'Cause we don't need no money when we make this stuff
