Lauran Hibberd

How Am I Still Alive

Lauran Hibberd


Tom: Dm

 F           C
Ring, ring, hello?
 Am                                Bb
I'm not at your service, it's my answer phone
 F         C
Hold on, my bad
  Am                                    Bb
There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time

[Prechorus]
 F                          C
I've never really liked doing anything
  Am                             Bb
I barely stayed up when they threw me in the ring
 F                           C
I've never really wanted anyone at all
   Am                         Bb            Bbm
Apart from Michael when he fainted during football

[Chorus]
F  C         Am            Bb
 I kiss his face when he tells me to
F C
Yeah!
               Am         Bb
He drops his trousers and my shampoo
F   C
Wait!
        Am             Bb
I'm dreaming of the lifе I wanted
F          C          Am      Bb    Bm
Pinch me, I'm happy that I nevеr got it

[Verse 2]
 F           C
Knock, knock, go home
 Am                                Bb
I'd rather never answer then you stay too long
 F         C
Crash, crash, oh no
  Am                                    Bb
You would still be smoking if the house burned down