Tom: Dm F C Ring, ring, hello? Am Bb I'm not at your service, it's my answer phone F C Hold on, my bad Am Bb There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time [Prechorus] F C I've never really liked doing anything Am Bb I barely stayed up when they threw me in the ring F C I've never really wanted anyone at all Am Bb Bbm Apart from Michael when he fainted during football [Chorus] F C Am Bb I kiss his face when he tells me to F C Yeah! Am Bb He drops his trousers and my shampoo F C Wait! Am Bb I'm dreaming of the lifе I wanted F C Am Bb Bm Pinch me, I'm happy that I nevеr got it [Verse 2] F C Knock, knock, go home Am Bb I'd rather never answer then you stay too long F C Crash, crash, oh no Am Bb You would still be smoking if the house burned down