Tom: F#
F# B
Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine,
C# F#
I was yours and you were mine, and then I fucked you through the night
F# B
Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore,
C# B
you fucked a dude the night before, and now you're begging at my door
[Chorus]
F# B
So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart
C# B
I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you're nailed up on a cross
F# B
I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don't get what you want
C# B
I hope you've asked god for forgiveness, cus you're a stupid, selfish cunt
[Verse 2]
F#
Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you,
B
my new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
C#
You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you,
F#
but just for a night cus no one will love you
F#
Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems,
B
like who's the father was is James, Was it Austin?
C#
I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you,
F#
hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you, so yeah uh
[Chorus 2]
F#
I hope you have a shitty Christmas,
B C#
I hope you're eaten by a shark, I hope your cat develops cancer
B
I hope you get shot in the heart,
F# B
I hope you have an awful christmas, hope you don't get what you want
C# B
I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun
F#
I heard you had an awful christmas
B
I heard your parents kicked you out
C# B F# B C# B
I'm doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house HAHAHA bitch
