Tom: F F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love [Verse 1] F Am You make me wanna be like one of those girls F Am From the 1950s wearing those big pearls Dm I cook you breakfast, coffee on your desk, yes Bb I'ma burn your toast but baby I'm still the bestest [Interlude] F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love [Verse 2] F Am You make me wanna be like one of those girls F Am On the color TV, it was a new world Dm The Dick van Dyke show, we're Cher and Bono Bb The way I sing "I Got You Babe", makes you say, "Oh, no." [Pre-chorus 1] Gm Cause you are the class president without Jackie O Bb And I'm singing "Happy birthday" like Marilyn Monroe [Chorus] F Am (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) F Am (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby F Am (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) F Am (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Dm Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit Bb I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby [Interlude] F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love [Verse 3] F Am You make me wanna be like one of those girls F Am Calendar pin-up queen, in platinum curls Dm I'll do my summer pose, golden sand between my toes Bb You can pack my favorite snack, a Veuve Clicquot and Ho Hos [Pre-chorus 2] Gm You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home Bb While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe [Chorus] F Am (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) F Am (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby F Am (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) F Am (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Dm Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit Bb I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby [Bridge] F Am F Am Baby Baby F Am And if I call you on the telephone, I might overdose F Am Cause I'm strong but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe F Am This is not a school girl crush F Am This is not puppy love Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb What ever happened to hold me and trust me, baby [Chorus] F Am (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) F Am (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) Dm It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Bb Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby F Am (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) F Am (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Dm Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit Bb I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby [Outro] F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love F Am It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love