Tom: G | G C | G D | G C | G D G | [Verse 1] G C G D Wanna know the truth? Well, I wrote it down G C G D G I got a PhD in thinkin' out loud G C G D No book to buy, it's more like a list G C G D G It ain't long, kinda goes like this [Chorus] G C Tell it like it is, don't sugarcoat it G D Take it to the bank so you can't blow it G C Use a little duct tape if you done broke it G D G When it don't start, you might have to choke it G C If it gets too tall, you can just mow it G D Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it G C And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it G D G So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it [Interlude] | G C | G D | G C | G D G | [Verse 2] G C G D Can't find a barstool, just find a porch G C G D G Hell, whiskey's cheaper at the liquor store G C G D When life gets you down, go buy a dog G C G D G And in the end, you'll be better off [Chorus] G C Tell it like it is, don't sugarcoat it G D Take it to the bank so you can't blow it G C Use a little duct tape if you done broke it G D G When it don't start, you might have to choke it G C If it gets too tall, you can just mow it G D Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it G C And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it G D G So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it [Bridge] G C G (Whoo, whoo) D G Yeah, hit that for me one more time C G D G (Whoo, whoo) [Chorus] G C And if it gets too tall, you can just mow it G D Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it G C And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it G D G So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it [Tag] G Smoke it G G C G D Smoke it G C G D Smoke it