Tom: G Intro: Em Em Lady of the 'dam Won't be a slave to the blonde Or the culture of the popular C Am She won't, she won't Em Sing at you I'll Fly under radar tonight Make deals with every devil in sight C Am I will, I will C Cuz I love, cuz I love, love Am You better than, you better than Em C My darkest sin C * Am * Em * B* Russian hookers and cheap gin C D I think that I could be fine Am Em If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight C D I think we'd have a good time Am Em If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight C D Am Mary Jane Holland Em Whoooow - Whoooow C D Am Mary Jane Holland Em Whoooow - Whoooow Em I don't like to boast But our truffles are the most Mad magical in Amsterdan C Am She won't, she won't Em So if you have fear Apollo sit on my lyre and Play him like a piano man C Am I will, I will C Cuz I love, cuz I love, love Am You better than, you better than Em C My darkest sin C * Am * Em * B* Russian hookers and cheap gin C D I think that I could be fine Am Em If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight C D I think we'd have a good time Am Em If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight C D Am Mary Jane Holland Em Whoooow - Whoooow C D Am Mary Jane Holland Em Whoooow - Whoooow Em (slower) G B F E I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess Am Ab G C But it's alright because I am rich as piss G B D G When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth C Am B E The grass eats up my inside and my brunette starts to sprout E Introducing, ladies and gentleman... Mary Jane Holland! (back to the song rhythm) C D I think that I could be fine Am Em If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight C D I think we'd have a good time Am Em If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight C D Am Mary Jane Holland Em Whoooow - Whoooow C D Am Mary Jane Holland Em Whoooow - Whoooow