Woke up in a cold sweat naked (Naked) Is there anybody else here? What does everybody else feel? Woke up head spinning from drinking (Drinking) Throwing up all my fears What happened to my last five years? Every day is my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party Gonna die on my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party Woke up in a bathtub shaking Surrounded by all of my friends They’re talking 'bout how all of this ends S-s-s-spilling my complaints through a tin can Wondering who's on the other end Am I just really yelling at my hand? Every day is my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party Gonna die on my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party I blew the candles out I kissed her on the mouth My baby, my baby, my She left me in the south My heart stayed in her mouth So give me all of your pity now I blew the candles out I kissed her on the mouth (Singing in the dark She left me in New York Give me all of your Give me all of your) Every day is my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party Swear I'm gonna die on my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party Every day is my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party Gonna die on my birthday And they're throwing me a pity party