Tom: D A B D A B D A B D A B D A B D A B D A B D A A A A [Intro 2] D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D [Verse 1] D E7 G D I hop on a Wednesday, my friends say you're sweeter than the syrup on my pancakes D E7 and the stakes are high so imma try to spit my best game. G D Struttin in them, true Religions like it was a Sunday One day. D E7 G D I hope you call me back, still waiting for a text girl, what's next? D E7 G N.C. Just wondering why you keep leading me on. [Chorus] D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. D E7 Maybe you're busy cause you're working on that night shift. G D Girl, I'm just looking for someone I can vibe with. D E7 G D Cool it like Icy, go out to a party and crank up that Atari. D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. [Verse 2] D E7 G Girl I don't mean to bother, I don't even mean to holler, D I'm just tryna chill and boogie to some Marvin. D E7 Order up some Chinese, baby, if you're starving; G D kicking back and watching flix, milk by the carton. D E7 Pardon me, darling, you're pretty as can be, G D but still no reply and we on week three; D E7 but you ain't gonna waste my time G D and you ain't gonna kill my vibe. [Chorus] D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. D E7 Maybe you're busy cause you're working on that night shift. G D Girl, I'm just looking for someone I can vibe with. D E7 G D Cool it like Icy, go out to a party and crank up that Atari. D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. [Bridge] Bm E Girl, you're cute but you ain’t the baddest, Bm E I hope you know you got a bad habit. Bm E And if you frontin’ that’s okay, just don’t be mad Em G A A when I roll with shorty, she’s a hottie. [Chorus] D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. D E7 Maybe you're busy cause you're working on that night shift. G D Girl, I'm just looking for someone I can vibe with. D E7 G D Cool it like Icy, go out to a party and crank up that Atari. D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. [Chorus] D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. D E7 Maybe you're busy cause you're working on that night shift. G D Girl, I'm just looking for someone I can vibe with. D E7 G D Cool it like Icy, go out to a party and crank up that Atari. D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. [End-Chorus] D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. D E7 Maybe you're busy cause you're working on that night shift. G D Girl, I'm just looking for someone I can vibe with. D E7 G D Cool it like Icy, go out to a party and crank up that Atari. D E7 It's been a week and shorty you can't even speak, G D I'm making friends with your read receipts. [Outro] D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D D E7 G D