Tom: A A A A A D D A A E D A A [Verse] A Go out to the lair where the trash is treasure A We don't need nothing, no coins, just pleasure D A It's a sacred ground where there lies that golden turd E D A Oh, it's the best of the worst, the kind that needs the Nerd [Verse] A The shrine of shit beckons out disdain A To hunt it, to herd it, that's why we came D A It's a final beasted boss and it must be tamed E D A With his pocket pouch, this is a job for the Nerd [Interlude] E If you want to come on out D Come on and scream and shout E This one's for the Nerd D This is his final bell [Verse] A He'll offer up his great words sharp as daggers A Key will be known, unlock a secret zone, D A Start digging for that great jackpot like a prairie dog E D A When the Nerd plays this game, we'll get a sweet epilogue [Instrumental] A A A A D D A A E D A A A A A A D D A A E D A A A A A A D D A A E D A A