Who's that identifyin' every bird as he strolls out of his groovy pad Packs his harp and boards his prius, not concerned with the latest pads He's uncle jazz He's blowin' That cat can really swing Three chords for a thousand If I were to quote pete townshend A thousand chords for three Is all he'll ever need He's uncle jazz He's blowin' That cat can really swing He's uncle jazz He's flowin' Check that cat go man go Takin' Skype harp lessons from a creepy brazilian Never met him but we're sure it's so He got short shorts but a harp that's killin' Ipanema sunset does glow He's uncle jazz He's blowin' That cat can really swing He's uncle jazz He's flowin' Check that cat go man go At the wine bar he's late for the show He's still got half of a bottle of merlot to go He's quick to drink his cabernet Slow to roll his cab away Listens to cab calloway And you can stand him for about a day When he's druncle jazz He's boozin' That cat can't hold his wine He's druncle jazz He's slurrin' Happens every time Talkin' 'bout crimson crested nut hatch (seen 'em) Auburn breasted finch (uh-huh) Elusive is the varied thrush A pigeon in a pinch (what one) A pigeon in a pinch (find one) A pigeon in a pinch (got it) A pigeon in a pinch A pigeon in a pinch A pigeon in a pinch, yeah