I used to really love your porn But now I am completely torn By all of your seething and your scorn You may recall I emailed you Four months ago to ask you to Consider depicting yours tru-ly Ejaculating onto the posterior Of a foxy I'd like to get to know much better Bent over a school desk just after class With a thick stream of yiff cream dripping out his tight foxy ass You said okay, that's not a chore It's something you'd drawn lots before As long as there wasn't any gore We made the deal, and so I sent Your fee, which came out of my rent My roomie made up the difference I emailed you a reference sheet I'd commissioned My furry persona in many sexual positions And a naked turnaround to get you acquainted With all my special markings, from eartip to tailtip It was then that trouble started How was I to know That you and my reference sheet's artist Had previously come to blows She said you'd only copied All the best art you'd drawn And even your tracing was sloppy So you kicked her ass when you saw her at Anthrocon It took you many weeks to finally chill And stop abusing me whenever I emailed I only wanted to know when you would be done And asking several times a day seemed better than just asking once Eventually my commission arrived Accompanied by instructions that I never talk to you again As long as you remained alive It wasn't your best work you know For 200 dollars, I felt low But that's okay, I'll let it go I gave it to my special fox At his reaction I was shocked He got so pissed, he didn't find it hot Oh I only meant it to say I'd like it if he yiffed me He said that he would never ever forgive me I said if he'd done this for me, I'd be grateful I'd love him eternally, I sure wouldn't be hateful He told me to take it down Before it got around But it was way too late You'd already upped it to FA And noted in the comment This commission made me vomit But I really needed the money But this is the last piece of fap fodder you'll get from me I'm so tired of all of your shit, I'm at the end of my tether Yeah, fuck all furries, I'm leaving the fandom forever!