[announcer]
Hi!! how's it goin alright fellas
Ladies and gents, welcome to a new edition of uhh
"tap talk usa" with your host..
Louis.. st. ide's donkey dick, yeah
Today we will be interviewing my pal my good buddy uhh
Big al
[willy scratch]
Willy scratch, that's me, willy scratch!
I like to scratch my ass!
[announcer]
How you doin willy scratch?
Well when the lemonade is on the line,
And the milk is in the back pocket,
And the burgers are on the floor,
What do you like to do most?
[willy scratch]
Aww i scratch the two tumors in my bloomers!
That's what i love to do, it's the best!
(je-zus christ!! brother love loves you)
[announcer]
Ohh-kay, that's a little word
From our preacher over here on the right, but uhh
When the uhh shit hits the fan,
And your uhh, tissue hits the hand,
And you wipe the diarrhea and you put it in a pan,
What do you come up with?
[willy scratch]
I get golden showers on my fucking asshairs
And on my mustache i wipe it in your glass! hahaha!
(je-zus save you! brother love loves you)
.. "i wanna say a few words to you guys,
That i've been thinking about backstage."
[kurious]
Three cheers for my peers for the brew that i'm consumin
No knockin what i'm rockin cause my confidence is boomin
Sort of like a eight-oh-eight, but a fake note
Not (??) again loop, without a paid show
(daaamn) take a quick dip in my moat
Kurious the magician i'm laid back like dope
Or valium, or (??) be chillin like i wanna
A freezer full of 40's and a pocket full of scarma
Shit is on the verge to break
Throw on my fluffy white hat with a tendency to bake
Motherfuckers til they're cripsy, i mean fuckin burned
Bout time that you learned kid
Check what i did flip the lid of my brew
Givin a quip (??) a dollar or two
C.m. crew, rocks more pull than a ox
(where can i check this out?) fresh out the box
