if you weren't such an asshole
maybe i'd be more inclined to call
and we could talk about the old days, the good days
before it all went to shit
but things tend to
i mean it's no-one's fault
unless it is
and if it is, it's probably yours
and if you weren't such an asshole
maybe it woulda turned out some other way
and we wouldn't have just squandered all our potential
back in the day
but the days got short and times got tough
but that's not your fault
so it's probably mine...
if you weren't such an asshole
where would we be now?
see, i keep on moving forward, like a sucker
and i'm sick of how we all grow up
and we all grow old
and we pump out kids or we turn out gay
or we move back home or we move back away
and we all get hurt and we all gotta die
and we've all got a shared history, but I'm
gonna kick this downward trend
I've got enough friends
