I'm jaded and you're beautiful I'm deluded and envious of you You're carin' that I'm hurtin' but I'm laughing 'cause I'm lying And you believe what I say to be true This is the way God made me! no self-reliance no social skills You're confident and you express yourself so well You're learned degrees upon your wall I'm jealous no invitation to the ball This is the way God made me no self-esteem You're picture perfect you walk about so contented the trees call out your name You're clean and I'm so ignorant I'm basic and I'm jaded and my excuses are so lame