Why the hell did you do this to me? Did you think it wouldn't rip me in two? It's the coldest spring that I've ever lived through And I owe it all to you Sometimes when you hurt someone It comes back at you twice as hard Sometimes when the wind blows in It can tear you all apart Chorus: You're my favorite ex-girlfriend So I wrote you a song You're my favorite ex-girlfriend But you won't be for long You were never much for sharing things Least of all what you had inside And now that everything's just fallen apart I see what you had to hide I thought you'd have called but you haven't I thought you were sincere, but oh no You've certainly got something better And more exciting places to go Chorus Solo Bridge: If it all went too fast, I guess you can blame it all on me I guess it makes you feel better and that's all that matters obviously I gave of myself so willingly I opened my heart up too But you used it just to put your cigarette out I guess I'm just an ashtray to you Chorus x 2