I'm a Lone Rhinoceros There Ain't One Hell of a Lots of Us Left in This World I Stand Alone in My Concrete Cell Where People Stare and Toss Me Coke Cans I Guess It's Better Than Being Poached But I'd Give My Horn Just to See My Homeland I'm a Lone Rhinoceros There Ain't One Hell of a Lots of Us Left in This World They Say I Am Ugly, Call Me a Beast I Hear Them Snicker When I'm Half Asleep Is Beauty Such a Big Commodity I Always Heard It Was Only So Deep I'm a Lone Rhinoceros There Ain't One Hell of a Lots of Us Left in This World I Know the Zoos Protect My Species They Give Me Food, Collect My Feces But I Can't Help It, I Miss the Past I'll Never Again See My Good Old Mudbath