I'm Not a Free Lunch Box Car Parked in the Seat
Dead-end Streetcar of Desire Caught By the Tailpiece
I'm a Jiffy Pop Tarts Are Bad For Your Teen-aged Beef
There's a Mando-linda Evans Talking On The
Phone Call a Porter Wagoner Tailor-made Underwear
Every Dog Has His Dayton Ohio Hitler
Says to Button Your Fly Tijuana Place a Bette Midler
Oh Drop Dead Lock Stock and Bugle Coral Reefer Man
Every Marlon Brando Gave Him a Great Big Handstand
What a Lumpy Guy Lumbago Embargo Fish Pants
Is There a Groucho Marxist Doctrine in The
House Calls About a Lost Set of Keystone Cops Out
The Same Way You Came in Through the Bathroom Wind-
Oh Look! a Rock'n'roller Skate and All Skate Slowly
Hey Man a T-bone State of the Aren't
You Gonna Finish Your Bird in a Box
Hey Man Your Witness to the Stand Still
Shoulder to Shoulder the Burden a Box
Hey Man and Even Colonel Sanders' Daddy
Was a Thunderbird in a Box
Loose Tooth Three of a Perfect Paradiced Onions Cheese
And Beans From Another Planeteri Gargoyle Change
Every Two Thousand Smiled At
Linda Evans Called Again Singing Happy Birthmark
