Tom: G G G Of all the saddest words C C That I have ever heard D D The saddest is the story D G Told me by a bird. G G He had spent about an hour C C Chatting with a flower, D D G And here's the tale the flower told: [Chorus] G G C I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, D G An onion patch, an onion patch. G G C I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, D D G And all I do is cry all day. C G Boo hoo! Boo hoo! C C G D The air is so strong, it takes my breath away. G G C I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, D G Oh won't you come and play with me? [Verse] G G He put me in this bed, C C I'll bet his face is red. D D I call him down with every G G Teardrop that I shed. G G If I only had him here, C C I'd take him by the ear D D G And make him share my misery. [Chorus] G G C I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, D G An onion patch, an onion patch. G G C I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, D D G And all I do is cry all day. C G Boo hoo! Boo hoo! C C G D The air is so strong, it takes my breath away. (sigh) G G C I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch, D G Oh won't you come and play with me?