A soldier was walking home, And he met some guys on the way "Hey guys, who is your mother?" The soldier asked them that day Our mother is Anarchy! Our father - a glass of wine. All of them wore leather jackets, All of them were not very tall. The soldier tried to move past them, But he couldn't get through at all A rather unusual joke Those guys played on him afterwards They painted his face red and blue, And they made him say bad words.