Flyin' Down the Freeway

Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway

(Kinky Friedman)

Well, it's retro rocket time inside my attic 
I'm all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm 
Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic 
Rollin' Ronnie Reagan in suppository form 
Flyin' down the freeway 
Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free 
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe 
Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you 

I'll tell the Maharishi that I've seen ya 
I'm a-travelin' East until I know I'm free 
I'll take the midnight flight to British Guinea 
Ain't nobody casting asparagus on me 

Flyin' down the freeway 
Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free 
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe 
Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you 

I'll get a mule and be a flat land farmer 
Grow a little bumper crop of grass 
In Hollywood I'll total my karma 
I'm gonna cast my seed upon the ground 
Gonna covet my neighbor's ass 

I'm flyin' down the freeway 
Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free 
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe 
Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you 

Well, past the pipe of peace in our abode 
Buried in the ruins of Mexico 
We'll dip some snuff in mainline guacamole 
We'll listen to the Opry upon the radio 

Flyin' down the freeway 
Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free 
Going back to Nashville in my Jew canoe 
Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you