Kind Of Like Spitting

The Last Time I Saw Richard

Kind Of Like Spitting


The last I saw Richard was in Detroit '68 and he told 
me, "All romantics meet the 
same fate someday: cynical 
and drunk and boring someone 
in some dark cafe." "You 
laugh," he said, "you think 
you're immune, well go look 
into your eyes they're full 
of moons, you like roses and 
kisses and pretty men to tell 
you all those pretty lies, 
pretty lies, when you gonna realize they're all just 

pretty lies, only pretty lies?" Put a quarter in the 
Wurlitzer and he pushed three 
buttons and the thing began 
to whir and the barmaid came 
by in fishnet stockings and a 

bowtie and said, "Drink up now, its getting on time to 
close." "Richard you haven't 
really changed," I 
said, "just now that you're 
romanticizing some kind of 
pain that's in your head, 
you've got tombstones in your 
eyes but the songs you picked 
to dream on, listen, they 
speak of a love so sweet. 
Love so sweet, when you gonna 

get yourself back up on your 
feet? Oh love can be so sweet, love so sweet." 
Richard got married to a 
figure skater and her bought 
her a dishwasher and a coffee 
percolator, and now he drinks 
alone most nights with the TV 
on and all the house lights 
off, crying. "I'm gonna blow 
this damn candle out, I don't 
want nobody coming over to my table I got nothing to talk 
to anybody about" All good 
dreamers end this way, 
staring down bottles in dark 
cafes, dark cafes, only a 
phase before I get my 
gorgeous wings and fly away, 
only a phase, these dark cafe days.