Tom: Eb
[Intro] C F C Em G Em G
C F C Em G Em G
C
I was quiet as a mouse
F
When i snuck into your house
C
And took roofies with your spouse
G
In a nit and out a louse
C
And lice are lousy all the time
F
They suck your blood drink your wine
C
Say shut up and quit your crying
G C
Give it time and you'll be fine
F G C G F
You're so nice and you're so smart
G C G F
You're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
G C G F
Tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
G C
Just pretend i didn't tear your world apart.
C
I like boys with strong convictions
F
And convicts with perfect diction
C
Underdogs with good intentions
G
Amputees with stamp collections
C
Plywood skinboards ride the ocean
F
Salty noses suntan lotion
C
Always seriously joking
G
And rambunctiously soft-spoken
C
I like boys that like their mothers
F
And i have a thing for brothers
C
But they always wait til we're under the covers
G
To say i'm sure glad we're not lovers
F G C G F
You're so nice and you're so smart
G C G F
You're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
G C G F
Tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
G C
Just pretend i didn't tear your world apart.
C F
I like my new bunnysuit
C F
I like my new bunnysuit
C F
I like my new bunnysuit
G C
When i wear it i feel cute
