Tom: D D Even though I know it's never gonna happen G Fooling myself brings me so much satisfaction D Don't say a word but she's my fantasy crush Colby: G Oh thats funny I didn't know you dig sluts [Chorus] Misty: D Ohh D Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy G Of what could possibly be, but it won't be D G And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway G D Do you know what I'm saying [Verse 2] Colby: D G Yeah I think I might feel you on that Misty: D And in the other day dream, she take me to the beach G Then after hot fuckin' sex she says she'll never leave Colby: D Oh thats so sweet D But see there's only one problem G She's so dirty she may be allergic to water [Chorus] Misty, Colby: D Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy G Of what could possibly be but it won't be D G And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway D do you know what I'm saying [Verse 3] Colby: D Well there's this girl that I really like Misty: N.C. Well Colby: G Well I don't know her really like D And we get thrown together one night G A goose chase night G This really super crazy night D But she's got this other chick that she likes G Until she realizes that the perfect girl D Is sitting right here [Chorus] Misty, Colby: D Don't Shit on my dream it's just my fantasy G Of what could possibly be but it won't be D G And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway D Do you know what I'm Saying [Verse 4] Colby: D Well Anyway we're at this party and its wild G D It's like fiction and I lose my inhibitions and I kiss her D And one thing leads right into the next G D We end up on a trampoline and I have first time sex D G So we're out at this rock show a really loud rock show G She looks at me it's like we both know D That we need to sneak backstage G And find a back room [Chorus] Misty, Colby: G Back stage, sex rampage D Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy G Of what could possibly be, but it won't be D G And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway Misty: G D On a beach, in a car, Hot fuckin' sex, She'll never leave Misty, Colby: D Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy G Of what could possibly be but it won't be D G And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway Colby: G D Backstage, at a show, my first time sex trampoline Misty, Colby: D Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy G Of what could possibly be but it won't be D G And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway D I think you know what I'm saying