Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the tv on, throw my hand in the air Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, no I'll be lying on the couch just chilling in my snuggie Click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cause in my castle I'm the only man Oh, yes I said it I said it I said it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x Meet a really nice girl, send a really nice text And she's gonna write back "you're so great" (omg you're so great) Yeah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man would be so proud of me But sorry paps you'll just have to wait Oh, yyes I said it I said it I said it cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No no no no no no no no no no, oh I'll just strut with nothing to do And let everything fall through Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all