Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch

Kid Rock (in background): 
Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma 
Straight out of tailor, Joe C. 
Joe C.: 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know 
and she stinks like shit! 
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny, 
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pritty 
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying: 
"Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!" 
Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip, 
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick! 
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click 

I don't know much, But I know this shit: 
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch! 

Kid Rock: 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 

Joe C.: 
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch! 

Kid Rock: 
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu... 
My homme named Kyle lives up the block, 
Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock! 
Non stop, she's a sight to see, 
A real slappy bitch that dusts right by me. 
She might be the best suck in the Mountians, 
Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting? 
I'm astounded by the thing's she does, 
She's the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was! 

She aint a slut she's a supper groupie, 
Pass that bitch around like a dubbie! 

I don't Know much, but I know this: 
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch! 

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 

Joe C.: 
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch! 

Kid Rock (in background): 
Oh, shit.... 
Tell 'em Joe 

Joe C.: 
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool, 
I might be a fuck, but i aint no fool! 
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder, 
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder! 
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak ass pimp, 
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy, 
Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies. 

Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C 
It's the place to be, 

I don't Know much but I know this, 
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch! 

Kid Rock: 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch 

Joe C.: 
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch! 

Kid Rock (In Background): 
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock, 
The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker, 
This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches... 
Hehehe! 
Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.