I wish we were married Wish your name was mine And was that so scary to you In our better lives? We caught the last ferry I drank a beer in a bag The frat brother staring at you With your hand in my pants And you wont remember The way that it was And I won't remember When I dozed off The ferry went back To the place that it came I dreamt we were married I woke up the same And you'll wanna hurt me When you open your eyes I'll wake you up early To give you the knife