It was 1997 And you were sick of the government So you voted in the right-wing alternative The people's commando, paddy ashdown Went on a secret mission to infiltrate the cabinet And not come out But tony was having none of that And paddy fell for the pr trap Now he said: "we don't want you on our patch We're strong enough to do anything we want" With an indecent majority there's no effective opposition So in comes mr kennedy From dear old ross and cromarty Full of tact, diplomacy And quiet as the socialists these days It was one year past 2000 And people on my bus were saying That they will never vote again The country gripped by apathy And people filled with a sense of their own uselessness That's just so false If no-one questions anything then how's anything going to change? (x4) Answers on a postcard