Ground control to tony Won't you come down from wherever the hell you've been? This country's fucked up This eroding rock Battered by a syrup sea of apathy And half-baked complacency Ground control to tony This country's britain if you're quite ready for touchdown [we've been so patient All through the show Though why you bothered we still don't know] The labour party Needs pre-requisites in place Like compassion and a caring human face .. … Let's go on a holiday Not as far as outer space But somewhere where you can get lost Just finding yourself inside yourself Ground control to tony We get the feeling you're a pointless schmooze machine But the only time people get off their arse Is when the policy directly affects their cars Now tory policy Would make homes for moles Stuffed with worms and just a mass of mud and holes The men from rent-a-cause who know what's in vogue They want william to appeal to xenophobes There is a third way - it's the victory of rhetoric [but it's much too hard to describe] But we all know who mandy's earwigged And where two jags slopped for his lunch Ground control to tony Won't you come down from wherever the hell you've been? It must send you dizzy High above the ground The london wheel spins around and around But never moves on.