Tom: D Stephen Stephen Why won't you call me? Stephen, why won't you call me? D A Bm G I saw you in your tight ass rocker pants D A You saw me too, I laughed Bm G Cause I was completely trashed D A And I watched your ugly girlfriend Bm G Snear across the room D A Bm G As if I really care that she's here with you Bm All I know is, You're my object of affection G My drug of choice My sick obsession (Oh) D A Bm G Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?) D A I'm sitting here, waiting Bm G Why won't you call me? D A Bm G Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic D A I can't take rejection Bm G Why won't you call me? D A Bm G I've got guys waiting in the line D A Bm G For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds D A Bm G (Just watch me) I got it down to a simple art D A Just bat my eyes like this Bm G And there's a broken heart Bm But somehow, you've turned the tables What the hell? G I can charm the pants off anyone else (But you) D A Bm G Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?) D A I'm sitting here, waiting Bm G Why won't you call me? D A Bm G Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic D A I can't take rejection Bm G Why won't you call me? Bm G Stephen, I'm thinking that, maybe, D You might think I'm crazy A Is that why you won't call me? Bm G Steve, don't you think I'm pretty? D Do you not love me? A Is that why you won't call me? Bm You're my object of affection G My drug of choice My sick obsession D I want to keep you as my pet A G To play with and hide under my bed Forever D A Bm G Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?) D A I'm sitting here, waiting Bm G Why won't you call me? D A Bm G Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic D A I can't take rejection Bm G Why won't you call me? D A Stephen, stephen Bm G (Call me) I'll knit you a sweater D A (Stephan) Bm G I wanna wrap you up in my love D A Gm G (Stephen) Forever, I'll never let you go D A Gm G Stephen, I'll never let go D A Bm G Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?) D A I'm sitting here, waiting Bm G Why won't you call me? D A Bm G Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic D A I can't take rejection Bm G Why won't you call me?