Tom: C
Am
My best friend Sarah went
E/G#
to europe for the summer
C
My brother got kicked
out of school
Am
Aw bummer Julian got laid in
E/G#
the back seat of a hummer
C G
And got arrested
C
Like Mel Gibson
F
I read
Am
In the trades
F
That the NYSNC
boy is No way
C G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
G
The first thing that
I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Hey Paris did I lose
it on that pair too?
Am E/G#
Celebutons work in
the glamarazzi
C
Should've told my story
to the tabloids
Took the money
Am E/G#
Takes alot to get kicked
C
out of these parties
G
And almost get arrested
C
Like Mel Gibson
F
I don't
Am
Recall at all
F
That I got like
Fifty phone calls
Omg is that true
C G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
G
The first thing that
I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Hey Paris did I lose
it on that pair too?
Dm F
Of all the stupid things I've done
C
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this ones the best
C G
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C
When I woke up
G
The first thing that
I thought of was
F
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
And those Manolos and
Pradas and chloes
And you sparkly dresses
C G Am
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame
stuff at target
C G
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
Am
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
C G
I totally lost it, la la la la
F
You're not fooling
me anymore
I saw the tag
I saw the tag
Paris Hiltons Closet
C G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
C G
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
Am
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la
Tra la la la la
