Today's my graduation I've done my dissertation Even got a hat I can throw Today's my graduation So long to education Didn't learn a thing anyway These are the best days of our lives That's what the grownups told us right? Tapping my pencil waiting for the bell Thinking what to say in my last farewell Hey teacher Leave those kids alone saigo no chaimu ga natteru yo And everyone's happy but ikitakunai What shall I do now the world is mine? Today's my graduation I've done my dissertation Even got a hat I can throw (but I'm not going) Today's my graduation So long to education Didn't learn a thing anyway mado no soto bakari miteta maru to batsu dake datta sonna sekai ni sayonara hitori sotsugyoushiki Say: Sensei minna sayonara sensei minna sayonara sensei minna sayonara mimi no naka de sotsugyou Today's my graduation I've done my dissertation Even got a hat I can throw I'd like to thank my pets, my friends, my family I didn't learn a thing anyway Whatchu wanna be? There's so much you can do with a degree Now I can apply for a PhD Get a nice job with a high salary Chasing after hyakuten, manten zenbu dekitakunai, mou dame torikago no tobira o akete sora ni mukatte habataite Today's my graduation I've done my dissertation Even got a hat I can throw (but I'm not going) Today's my graduation So long to education Didn't learn a thing anyway But I'm not going But I'm not going But I'm not going But I'm not going today