Omae onna nan dakara kodomo wo umu no touzen darou? They can’t even talk And they keep us up ‘Cause they always want to suck Babies are so strange I guess we must love them very much To put up with all that stuff Wakatterunda yo jibun ga Onna ni umareta te kotoga Hontou wa tsunanka kowaku nai mon Maitsuki maitsuki miteru mon Dakara nani? Watashi wa majou de koto? Seiri ga arukara zettai iyada Ninshin kimu? Zettai iyada Mada yaritai koto ippai arumon They can’t even talk And they keep us up 'Cause they always want to suck Babies are so strange I guess we must love them very much To put up with all that stuff Ninshin tte kantan iyu kedo Watashi ni totte wa kowasugiru Just like the film, 'Alien’ Onna ka no naka kara tobideru yo Mada dekinain da ima keep up Tzusukite ikitai yume wo keep up Sonna ni hoshikeru jibun de umeba Don’t think so Everybody try to bite off your toes And simutaniously touch your nose I bet you look pretty stupid right now They can’t even talk And they keep us up 'Cause they always want to suck Babies are so strange I guess we much love them very much To put up with all that stuff Child producing machine That’s what nature has designed me to be Child producing machine I guess we’ll see