[Kelly Clarkson] Hello gorgeous, let's check out how you look today Short and stubby, oh my gosh, look how much you weigh! You're pinkish red, got this thing on your head, and whoa Girl, you couldn't look better Shake the sleep off, and kick into the morning drill It's another awesome day here in Uglyville Grab your shoes, time to spread the good news, whoa Things just couldn't be better Call it hope or faith (or whatever) I just know in my heart, it's the day I've waited forever 'Cause there's a scrambled sun in a tangled sky And the moon couldn't be any brighter And as [?] city goes rocking by Oh my head couldn't feel any lighter It's like a funhouse ride, the kind you just can't miss Call it crazy, and yet, is there anything better than this? Life just couldn't be better than this [Blake Shelton, Wanda Skyes, Unknown TBA] Nevermind then, I'll tell you what the day will bring First a shindig, then a bash, then more partying Top it off with a rave and a ball (oh whoa) Yeah, you know it couldn't be better Morning, Loxy! Got something new you wanna try? It's a brownie cupcake fudge berry ice cream pie Just one bite, who these kids? Am I right? [?] It just couldn't taste better [Kelly Clarkson, (Blake Shelton), Unknown TBA] And soon, you know what is coming? But until it arrives, might as well keep the party coming (yee haw!) Yes, it's a square peg life in a round hotel But the folks couldn't be any sweeter (Sweeter) It may be upside, backwards and wrong side down But it just couldn't feel more completer And there's so much to do And it's all such bliss There's no reason to fret What could ever be better than this? No, it couldn't get better than [Pitbull] Stop the press, ugly dog is here Story of the day, of the month, of the year [?], check out the flow The cats are rapping, lobster snapping But only the dog makes the party happen [?] in your paper, [?] It couldn't bet better than this And it's a madhouse night in a crazy quilt And our hearts couldn't soar any higher We've got our freak flag flying, completely unbroken And we just couldn't be more flyer And life's a nonstop blast, it's of awesomeness Yeah, it's crazy you bet, but it couldn't get better It's crazy you bet, and it couldn't get better It's as good as it gets, and it never gets better It could ever be (ever be) Better than this Could it be better than this? [Kelly Clarkson] Guess another sun has set And another moon has smiled I'm still just one more doll Still waiting for her child I'm sure it's gonna happen Just like he story says There's a new day round the corner And it just might be the day