Somebody call johnny mcgee
I know he's got the key
You can tell him that it's me and to get on out of that bed
Tell him that i'm serious
Don't make me have to go and cuss
I'm already fired up enough
Tell him that i said
Unlock that honky tonk
Boy turn them neon's on
Go get the good stuff out
I'm bringing a party crowd
I don't need no trouble man
Just need a smoking band
Don't tell me country's gone
'cause i'm 'bout to toss 'em up
Unlock that honky tonk
You tell him call kristy lynn
That girl can really bar tend
She knows how to mix 'em right
We don't want to have to wait
So...
Tell him i know it's tuesday night
We can't wait 'til friday
And if he don't want to have to fight
Unlock that honky tonk
Unlock that honky tonk
